🚨 NEW SERVICE ALERT! 🚨
- Elliotts Cleaning Services
- Apr 1
- 1 min read
Tired of the hassle of cleaners coming in and out of your home? Want a cleaning service so advanced you won’t even see us working? Well, you’re in luck!
INTRODUCING: ELLIOTTS INVISIBLE CLEANING SERVICE!
That’s right – our highly trained team of expert invisible cleaners will clean your home without ever being seen!
 No mops, no vacuums, no evidence we were ever there!
 No need to let us in – we’ll just ‘appear’ and work our magic.
 You won’t hear us, smell us, or see a single trace of our work!
What’s our secret? It’s too advanced to explain. Just trust us – your house is definitely being cleaned. Probably. Maybe.
 Pricing starts at just £99 per session – but today only, we’re offering a special deal: 50% OFF your first INVISIBLE CLEAN! (You’ll still get the same great results. Promise. )
APRIL FOOLS!
We may not have ghost cleaners (yet), but if your home actually needs a real deep clean, you know who to call!